Only in America

I have been away for a couple of weeks but should be back to my discussion of the reasons why I de-converted tomorrow. In the meantime, I thought I would share with my readers a great money making scheme that I wish I had thought of first.

Americans love Jesus and they love their pets. Those Christians who believe in the rapture (which could happen any moment)are concerned about who will take care of their pets when the rapture happens.

Enter an organization called, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA . On their website they say:

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 22 states. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

For the mere sum of $110.00 they will sign a contract promising to personally take care of your pet when you are raptured. The contract is good for 10 years.

What a beautiful scam! I wish I would have thought of this. Apparently they now have 100 clients in 22 states.

Something like this could only happen in America--Christian America that is.

Comic Relief: Mr. Deity (The Atonement and The Trinity)

I just discovered the series of skits created by Brian Dalton called Mr. Deity. Sometimes I think sarcasm and humor are more effective in getting your message across than serious lectures or debates. I probably come across as being a stuffed shirt but in reality I have a great sense of humor. I hope you enjoy these videos.

The Atonement




The Trinity